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you can get it delivered

but it's really expensive

Created on 2005-01-10 17:07:25 (#5718508), last updated 2009-09-24

2,783 comments received, 5,572 comments posted

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Name:OMG, Lol!
Birthdate:1983
Location:Stoke-on-Trent <3, United Kingdom
Website:twitter, duh!
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Miss Lauren Gauge Optimum Praxis Yes Aluminum Alphabet Artillery Palmer, BA (Hons)




"Walk on the blind side?"
Was the answer to the joke
It's said there isn't a political bone
In her body






"I think you're like the Mother Theresa of Bitches, only without the sexless prune monster part."

"You're a sucker for a mean man, Palmer."

"Lol, you're being a bitch."

"I'd marry you for your honesty."

"Ben wants to start a tribute band to Focus. We're thinking we'll be called Bad Mutha Focus. Interested?"


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"do some moccasin?", (。◕‿◕。), *lick* *wash*, always being third best, annette fleming, apocalyptic napping sessions, bacon+egg+tomato+bread, band: sugar; song: gift, being a dance die-hard, being arturo ui's girlfriend, being slower than everyone, bill dance wrecks heaven, bill dance's bad luck, birds trapped in ribcages, boat coutoure, bobby poppins, body mapping, boys + beards, brechtian stylez, brotherly hotel beds, butterflies trapped in stomachs, buying completely unecessary presents, cats called cat, cheesy chips and gravy, chinese please, costco death missions, crossing people's minds, daily abuse of texting, daschunds called reginald, dating a librarian, death by bloat, death by lolz, death by tired, dog eggs, doom strings, doov, drinking phone numbers, driving to stoke, dropping out/giving up, epically failed kisses, finding the perfect cupcake, flipping coins/deciding fates, four-am youtube marathons, fussing kittens, getting frustrated by technology, ghostbusters twice weekly, harmonising badly, having a singular fun, having ridiculously epic dreams, i heart mintlaugh, inappropriate and offensive jokes, institute of shutyerface, john daker's sad arm, kitten fusses, kitten prods, knowledge of contiguous piling, lars krantz, ligging in the park, making up band names, making up semaphore symbols, misspelling the word character, mr smad, my epic ravelry queue, my numerous big bags, my only future husband, my pink hipflask, nathalia edenmont, never mopping the floor, never not being right, never washing up ever, nothing to declare, obsessively listening to songs, ohh ladddiiiiine!, overdoing it on everything, pulsing beats + lights, quint's speech in jaws, reacting to ripostes, refreshing like a loser, road wars, rocking the velma look, setting a good example, sleeping alone diagonally, so's yer face, speedily manipulating excel data, storm damage, street crime uk, street wars, syncopated drums, tails never fails, taking pictures, talking shite whilst drunk, tea club, team whizzzzz, ted and annette fleming, ted fleming, teeside tintin, the unhealthiest things, tourette's whilst playing squash, uber self-deprecation, uk border force marathons, unobtainable/obtainable things, using available road space, various method actor's stamina, water carrots, whizzzzzzz!, winnebago man, winnebago man's incandescent rage

Schools:

Low Moor C of E First School - Bradford, England - West Yorkshire, United Kingdom (1988 - 1993)
Dixons City Academy - Bradford, England - West Yorkshire, United Kingdom (1995 - 2003)
Leeds Metropolitan University - Leeds, England - West Yorkshire, United Kingdom (2003 - 2006)
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